Received a FB message from my 14 yr old nephew, for the very first time. (cc: @TheEllenShow)

Received a FB message from my 14 yr old nephew, for the very first time. (cc: @TheEllenShow)

Disturbingly specific… Alright, I’m intrigued.

Disturbingly specific… Alright, I’m intrigued.

I must own this tank… If the back reads “I’m majestic, bitch.”, all the better.

I must own this tank… If the back reads “I’m majestic, bitch.”, all the better.

(Thanks @ryanlachance)

(Thanks @ryanlachance)

I know I shouldn’t laugh, but…

I know I shouldn’t laugh, but…

“Okay, I was wrong about finding you a new hobby. We need to find you a new boyfriend.”

“Okay, I was wrong about finding you a new hobby. We need to find you a new boyfriend.”

“No time to explain. Get in!”

“No time to explain. Get in!”

They’ll help you with your nut butter.

They’ll help you with your nut butter.

Totally reasonable.

Totally reasonable.

Bananabalism.

Bananabalism.

Old School Dubstep.

Old School Dubstep.

88th Annual ninja Parade.

88th Annual ninja Parade.

Good to know.

Good to know.

Slow NEWS day in Wisconsin.

Slow NEWS day in Wisconsin.