December 2010
100 posts
2nd update on Mark (my trainer)...
So, he had his “date” with ‘green sweats’ and apparently it went fairly well. At first.
Here is exactly what he said to me (I can’t make this shit up):
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Mark: “She gave head like a sword swallower, but her vag must have been a clown car at some point. There was a little too much room, if you know what I...
Ask me how much I like my new booties...
Looove them! So cute, and they make my legs look 10 miles long.
See…
Goodnight.
Update...
Mark and ‘green sweats’ have a date. See?!
I’m that goooood.
Funny story...
Okay, you know Mark, my trainer at the gym? Yeah, he tortured me today… here’s why:
Mark is a very attractive man (kind of like the guy in that Eric Prydz video, only much better), but I forget this sometimes because I’ve known him forever and he’s like a brother. Mark is also completely oblivious about his looks, which just makes him even more adorable. He is totally...
No GPOY this Wednesday… I think I’ve been gratuitous enough for one week.
I would like one of each please...
If any of these make it into my stalking this year, I’ll be a happy camper.
“Etch A Sketch” iPhone cover
Absinthe Gumballs
Owl Key-Covers
Bacon Band-Aids
App-Magnets
“Yours & Mine” Shooter Glasses
‘Marvin-the-Martian” Salt & Pepper Shakers
May have to stuff my own stalking ;)
Now THAT was a nice way to spend a morning!
Thank you.
Where'd she go?
What happened to twelvetwentythree? I think she deactivated :(
